Two men, one American and a Nepali were sitting in
a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Nepalese man said to the American, "You know my
parents are forcing me to get married to this so
called homely girl from a village whom I haven't
even met once." We call this arranged marriage.
I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I
told them that openly and now have a hell lot of
family problems."
The American said, Talking about love marriages...
I'll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for
3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in
love with my step-daughter and so my father became
my son-in-law and I became my father's
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is
my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I
am my own grandson..
And you say you have family problems..
Gimme a break !!