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    Some funny Sardar Ji Jokes

    Boss: Where were you born?
    sardar : Punjab ..
    Boss : which part ?
    sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

    2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
    sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

    Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
    Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with T.
    Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

    Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
    sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

    Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
    Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
    Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
    Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

    On a romantic day sardars girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
    Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

    Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
    Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

    How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
    Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

    Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
    Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
    Santa: Im falling in love.


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    not so bad joke. Long one but not so bad.

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    very lengthy but nice.. not bad

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    The jokes of Sardar's are very funny & interesting. People like them also.

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    very lengthy but nice.. not bad

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    Nice joke but too long .. Thanks for sharing with us..

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