There were four guys from four different countries (england, india, america and china) travelling in a boat.
Accidently it broke and all four were in water. A shark came around and ate the english, american and chinese,
then when it went near the indian, squeezed its nose and returned back. Then the other shark asked "Why the hell did you let the Indian go??"
The shark replied "Last time I ate one of those ******* and my arse is still burning."